Remember the song - Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison, circa 1996?
Well, I made up my own version of the famous chorus.
(Return of the Rash) - it was gone
(Return of the Rash) - it's comin' back
(Return of the Rash) - oh my God
(You know that it'll be back) - here it comes
(Return of the Rash) - once again
(Return of the Rash) - pump up the Prednisone
(Return of the Rash) - watch me explode
(You know that it'll be back) - here I go
(You lied to Me) - cos the doc said you'd never return to me
(You lied to Me) - but you did, but you did
(You lied to Me) - all these pains he said I'd never feel again
(You lied to Me) - but I do, but I do, do, do
And now that I got this song stuck in your head...have a great day, I'm off to get more steroids.
P.S. - I do realize this doesn't rhyme. Hey, we can't all be great Poets.
I gotta leave something for the rappers of the world to do :)
Here's the dang pic of my Return of the Rash. Just my arm, no worries, I won't show you the patches that never cleared up. My arm is a much more appropriate picture. At least I went to the Doctor early this time and won't have to go thru the excruciating painful-ness of it spreading.
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